Hello. My name is Jenna and I am afraid of former president Richard Nixon (aka Tricky Dick). I'm an okay person, I guess. See for yourself. Please talk to me. I'm ever so lonely.
I'll sleep with you if you show me your truck.

 

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

iamabutchsolo:

This is actually so legit.

It’s so stupid how people actually think that a woman’s period would make her completely irrational so that she cannot be in a position of power.

One of my favourite 30 Rock running jokes

(Source: lemonclanarchive)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

(Source: baiolicious2)

fluent-in-lesbianism:

bellezza98ceilo:

space-sailor:

pinkkryptonite:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.

daaaang lol

sooo you both get burned in the end

you did NOT
you just

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN