Hello. My name is Jenna and I am afraid of former president Richard Nixon (aka Tricky Dick). I'm an okay person, I guess. See for yourself. Please talk to me. I'm ever so lonely.
I'll sleep with you if you show me your truck.

 

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american