Hello. My name is Jenna and I am afraid of former president Richard Nixon (aka Tricky Dick). I'm an okay person, I guess. See for yourself. Please talk to me. I'm ever so lonely.
I'll sleep with you if you show me your truck.

 

carry-on-my-otp:

mjwatson:

aliveandquivering:

PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE THING

if you keep reblogging celebs dumping water all over themselves, even if you’re not, please watch this. please please please watch this.

I almost closed the video, when I saw it took 5 min. cause I thought Yeah the guy in the bikini is funny, but I don’t wanna watch him for that long, but I’m so glad I did! This is without competition the most important ALS video I’ve ever seen

ocheano:

in my daily basis when people suddenly laugh i always think they are making fun of me please tell me i’m not only one 

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te)

freecie:

if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic

"i love you, man."

"stay with me forever, man."

"fuck me hard in the ass, man."

(Source: pugsmith)

seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿