Hello. My name is Jenna and I am afraid of former president Richard Nixon (aka Tricky Dick). I'm an okay person, I guess. See for yourself. Please talk to me. I'm ever so lonely.
I'll sleep with you if you show me your truck.

 

ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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allmymetaphors:

if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong 

http://www.castielnovak.com/post/98933822318/caswitch-incestiousbrothers

caswitch:

incestiousbrothers:

benjaminlafitte:

my dad had me check something on his phone on safari and oohhhhhhh my god i found so many porn websites open i’m deleting myself from existence

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I CANNOT. IM’ GONE. BYE. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. THIS REMINDS ME OF…